I have finally recovered from all my eggcitement and would like to say a very big yes to a very special and handsome and lovely and wonderful big soft snuggly white bun! I am sorry but I was so eggcited it has taken me a week to calm myself enough to type!!! The 2 foot has broken our picture taking machine so I need to order her a new one (where's maddie when you need some shopping advice) and then I will post some special pictures just for my most loveliest buck in the whole wide world xx
In response to Freddie F lops entry, and because Miffy is still moping, I thought I'd share with my fellow buns our favourite spots
This is Miffy curled up in front of our fire:
And here's me having a little nap on the back of my sofa:
Miffy has been moping about for a little while now - at first I thought she was just missing the 2foot. Turns out she wasn't! The 2 foot finally decided to turn up, a week late, THUMP!!!! and had the audacity to think we could be bought off with treats. I have given her serious bunny butt ever since. She then took us home away from our lovey grand 2 foots who spoil us. But Miffy didn't react she just continued to mope!
When we got home we realised she had put a new covering all over the floor - I thought this might at least get a reaction from Miffy who takes burrow redecoration very seriously, but nope she just moped a bit more!!
Turns out it's all over a buck! Hoparently Miffy has taken a little liking to a certain young buck who I shall call bun A. Well Miffy thought bun A liked her and had been flirting. Only recently the sister of a certain young buck, lets call her bun H, said that the doe bun A was in love with was 'quite pretty' which obviously rules out Miffy, who even I must admit is rather bootiful. What do I do? All Miffy does is mope about saying that she's feels sad and unloved. I am a simple buck who likes to eat, lick and flop and I just don't know how to cheer her up? Can anybun help?
I decided as the oldest and wisest bun that last night I should do a proper search for her. So Miffy did her best diversion tactic by looking cute and I took the opportunity to egg-scape out the lively room and hop up the big flight of stairs. Anyhow I got up there and found the nest box room mum sleeps in at the grand 2 foots and searched and searched and searched and I couldn't find her. Eventually the grand lady 2 foot realised I was missing and searched the house - she found me under the bed looking for mum. Only she wasn't there...
She's gone and got herself properly lost. We miss her, if anybun finds her please can you return her, she may be a stoopid 2 foot, but she's our stoopid 2 foot,
Worried xx
Firstly a video about me sleeping - I think this shows 2 things:
1. How well I have trained Dylan to be my 'guard bun' when I am asleep
2. The speed of my reactions - an important LIA skill - I can go from fast asleep to highly alert bun in less than 1 second if I think there could be a treat in it for me...
Secondly a video about me being groomed by Dylan - note the subtle way I shove my head under his when he dares to stop before I think he should:
And finally a short video about the importance of knocking your hayrack off the cage wall so you can put your whole head in it to eat. Please note no bunnies were harmed in the making of this video - I can't help that the stoopid bucks head got in the way!
Fingers crossed that this werks - mum hasn't got a clue what to do if it doesn't!!
1. Taken away our carpet tile floor - why would she do this? We like to chew our carpet tiles...now all we are left with is a chip board mess which is no good for chewing
2. Learnt how to video us on her camera (although a little dark) and how to upload it onto you tube but just when we were starting to get egg-citied she has failed at posting it on our journal and STILL can't werk out how to do it
3. Ordered our live hay'd dvd (Yey!) but clearly ordered it wrong as it didn't get to Sir Cedric
4. Agreed to werk on satty-day so we don't get our full weekend of fuss
5. Told me off when I had a little chew on the new fireplace - does she not realise it is my role to 'redesign' and 'remodel' the flat? She honestly has no style - my teeth marks only make it more bootiful
So could anybun please help in her hed-ucation and provide simple instructions on how to link the bootiful video of me onto our journal so everybun can see it?!
hop-ologies that it is very dark but it is a rubbish camera - we will try again in the daylight
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Keep your paws crossed it werks!
We have gone on holly-day to our grandhoomans while our 2 foot takes 24 kit 2 foots on holly-day to some where that is new and foresty. Why would she do this?? We don't know - she is odd, peculiar and strange!
However we are very happy! It means a whole week with our grandhoomans and we have them twisted around our paws! They have bought us lots of nanas, carrots (with tops!) and apples and even some very expensive hay we like as a treat - we are in heaven! We shall update you on how thoroughly spoiled we get when we are able to sneak onto the 'puter. We are VERY special bunnies xx
Today is my birf-day!!! And I am a whole year old now. Hoppy birfday to me! It is hard to believe that I ever was this small and could fit in Auntie Karen's hand:
Or that I looked like this when I first moved in with Dylan:
Wasn't I little!
But look at me now, this is me today enjoying my cards. I got lots of tasty new toys to play with but look at my fav-rite present - my new bowl - I think it sums me up perfectly, although Dylan is thinks it's a little to girly for his taste!
I like birf-days! Why do we only get one a year???
And this is what we have been showing the 2 foot:
BUNNY BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And a close up....
Sascha - could these please be used as our official entries to the bunny BUTT contest!
Since the 2 foot has been back we have been giving her lots of bunny butt, but we have also learnt a new trick to play on the 2 foot - tag team treat harassment! Dylan has decided that instead of sitting on the sofa seat he would prefer to sit on the back of the sofa:
This means I can sit on the 2 foots lap and demand treats and Dylan can sit on her shoulder and demand treats!!! It really WERKS - go on try it!
However this is a bit of photographic evidence of Dylan being a mummy's boy and failing to give the appropriate amount of bunny butt at all times (well apart from at treat times) - the 2 foot hop-oplogises for her pyjama wearing rough state!:
Yesterday the 2 foot tried to bribe us with a special bag of dried pineapple, and two new toys (including a very tasty wicker bowl.......). We will not be bribed in this manner and we reamain at War and have continued to create as much havoc as possible from our prison!!! Obviously we ate the pineapple and played with the toys (which bun wouldn't?), but it doesn't mean anything we remain at war.
Look at what we have been reduced to:
And we haven't done anything wrong!!! We have been Prisoner's of War for 48 hours now with no sign of release. We tried to look cute to start with but we didn't get anywhere, so now it's all out war!!! Last night we thumped all night and today we have caused mayhem in our cage, all we need now is to break for freedom - so far it's not werking but we are trying....
In between causing havoc we have been in-vestigating for the LIA the cause of our imprisonment - so far we have worked out it has to do with some funny smelling gloopy stuff and our lounge.
THUMP! We are not happy, How can the 2 foot refuse this cute face:
Name: Dylan
Age: 2 1/2 years old
Breed: Dwarf lop
Five words to describe yourself: Loving, licky, laid back and hungry
If bonded who to and how long: Miffy, for almost 10 months!
Five words to describe them: Demanding, stroppy, brave, vain but cute
Favourite Things
Favourite Toy? Anything made of treats!!!
Favourite Treat? Food of any type or sort, but especially raisins, apple and 'nanas
Favourite Time of the day? Mealtimes!!
Favourite 2-foot? I'm 100% a mummy's boy,if she's not around then my grandma 2 foot is the next best thing
Favourite Forbidden Toy / Treat? It's far too energetic to bother with any of that, although in my more energetic days I did like to eat/ throw around the odd carpet tile
Either or
Ear or Nose Rub? both but I prefer a chin rub more
Apple or Banana? Why have one when you can have both!
Kale or Sprouts? See answer above
Binky or Flop? Flop, preferably on a nice squashy sofa
Ears up or down? Down
Miscellaneous
If you were stuck on a desert island which bunny would you choose to be stuck there with and why (can’t be your bonded companion)? Somebun who won't interupt my naps or eat my food!
If you could be a Superbun, which supernatural power would you have and why? The power to turn everything I touch to tasty food
What’s your secret fantasy? See answer above
Name: Miffy
Age: 10 months, 3 weeks and 4 days old
Breed: Dwarf Lop
Five words to describe yourself: Bootiful, pretty, lovely, wonderful and very, very intelligent
If bonded who to and how long: Dylan, since I was 8 weeks old
Five words to describe them: lazy, permanently hungry, snuggly, licky
Favourite Things
Favourite Toy? Anything made of wicker or grass, currently my favourite is my tunnel from Auntie Karen
Favourite Treat? mini sweetcorn, or parsley
Favourite Time of the day? binkying time
Favourite 2-foot? I've only got the one, so she'll have to do!
Favourite Forbidden Toy / Treat? DVD boxes
Either or
Ear or Nose Rub? Nose
Apple or Banana? 'Nana
Kale or Sprouts? Sprouts
Binky or Flop? Binky every time!!
Ears up or down? Down
Miscellaneous
If you were stuck on a desert island which bunny would you choose to be stuck there with and why (can’t be your bonded companion)? A very hansome young buck who could attend to my every whim...
If you could be a Superbun, which supernatural power would you have and why? Flying so I could visit all the high up places I can't quite get to no matter how hard I try to jump
What’s your secret fantasy? A true lady never reveals such information!!
We have had over 2 weeks of being abundoned and shipped from pillar to post but now we are back!!! We are about to engage in some serious 2 foot training as it is clear that our 2 foot has her priorities all wrong! Congrat-chew-lations to Inga and Sascha and also to Jazz and Sweetpea on their romance. The world seems to have gone weeding crazy and our mum was busy this weekend being a brides-maid for a 2 foot weeding (Don't worry Maddie even with a posh frock she didn't look as good as you do in your hat!). We also want tosay a big Hoppy Birfday to my big bro as we missed that too!
Luckily our 2 foot was good this weekend and took us with her to our grandhoomans house while she was being busy with the weeding. We have been spoiled rotten wiith special treats and have had lots and lots and lots of 'nana yum yum yum. We have also had lots of fuss and attention - we love our grandhoomans, however the 2 foot is still in the bad books!
Today we been playing in the grandhoomans garden and as a treat mum sat us on the bench and got out the picture machine especially for me! (Dylan's not sure this constitutes a treat but as you will see I love having my picture taken). Here are a few of the best shots:
Mum loves this photo as she says it is typical of us - Dylan's trying to eggscape and I am posing like a professional!
If you look closely at this one I'm sticking my tongue out at mum!
Here I am giving Dylan a groom for the camera
Mum thinks Dylan looks just like his dad Master Denzil here, I didn't ever meet him so Maddie does he?
And here is a final bootiful model pose from me to leave you with xxx
